June 2010
1 post
My coworker to me as I was cutting my waffles this morning: One day you’ll be huge, and all will be right with the world”.
May 2010
1 post
April 2010
4 posts
Hanson in NYC!
Yet another Chase inspired post. My genius co-worker came up with yet another way to ruin Chase’s day. We searched high and low for the perfect concert to execute it, and yesterday found it.
March 2010
5 posts
“i like the peace in the backseat”
Quick update and some man advice.
I think its only just to state some fresh updates to a few of my former male interactions. Some to revive reputations, and some just to relive. Plus they are random and interesting. But first I’d like to confess my confusion as to why my single goal of casual sex keeps turning into these mild relationships in which I develop lukewarm feelings for these dudes who are all completely different from...
February 2010
4 posts
chat roulette dot com
I was introduced to this delirious attempt at a new social networking medium on the same day it seems as the rest of the population. It wasn’t via the New York Times article that had everyone else going mad over its general premise, rather an equally adventurous friend of mine who passed over the link with a confusing word of caution: “its like rapid fire video chat with random strangers. People...
Stop making lists about what you want to do with your life and fucking do it Heather
Remembering why I liked to be single
Being single is fun. At least i think its fun. I’m aware that there are human females who would disagree with that but they must just not be as good at it. Having said that, I in no way believe my behavior this weekend was the best display of my single skills. But it was a fucking good time.
I should have known one like this was coming. Yea, i’ve been getting plastered three to five...
January 2010
1 post
"What are you gonna do? tell mom and dad that i... →
December 2009
2 posts
The downside to dating
So in my new single conquest of tackling the male population in this lonely city, i’ve come across the good, the bad, and the just downright heinous examples of the specimen. Below i outline the interaction (not exactly mutual) of one poor Southern soul that i ‘man-ate’ apparently, after only one date. We’ll call him ‘Sean’…
I met Sean on a Thursday...
October 2009
1 post
Watchi love this dirty town
September 2009
1 post
August 2009
2 posts
“…you all want the lovely music to save your lives…”
-Broken Social Scene
July 2009
8 posts
Watchgod dammit he’s bad ass
http://www.lehtikuva.fi/hehkuva/ →
June 2009
11 posts
Reasons I'm Annoyed this morning, June 25
1. My iPod died ten seconds after leaving my apartment- 7:54am
2. Han’s deli suspiciously did not have my parfait- 8:36am
3. Walking to my office, I received an email notifying me that the purse i ordered yesterday is on backorder- 8:39am
4. It’s surprisingly cloudy- every minute of my current life
6. Fuck
Convinced that this rain is continued punishment for our American behavior and linked to the recession in some karmic way. Just because its summer, doesn’t mean we can enjoy yourselves again.
This mac/PC thing is ripping my relationship apart.
Some people just live such boring typical lives….
wishing my 3rd and 4th roommates werent such whores
Still a bit freaked out by that thunderstorm last night
May 2009
2 posts
http://www.irisny.com/comps/ →
its my company’s tenth anniversary this may. To celebrate, one of the events was to do a comp of our two founders. The best one wins an extra day off….
PS. Mine is the one of Britney’s Britney
H1-N1 (rebranded Swine Flu)
Are Asians the only people on the subways wearing surgical masks because they are way more informed than we are, or because they were bred to be the disciplined freakshows that they are?
April 2009
11 posts
I received my first leash law ticket. Actually first two leash law tickets. In good morality I have no right to be bitter about it, as I’ve broken the leash regulations 1,176 times (two times a day) since I moved to the city. It was eventually going to happen- I had survived a year a half ticket-free and honestly had begun to pride myself on that fact. Now I live in fear of the...
For my Baltimore Followers (when I get some) →
The Most Optimistic I've felt in 2009 →
Kurt Anderson, a former journalist for TIME, did a piece with them in last week’s issue. It was a realistic characterization of past, present and furture that confronted the gloom and doom of our current situation. While providing long-term obtainable solutions, he also introduced the natural outcomes expected in which these crises will spit us out a more heedful, less greedy society. Our...
